how to punch life in the face

we shall see now won't we

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(via hearts-muse)

doctorscienceknowsfandom:

pterawaters:

softlycanthropy:

derek hale + menacing sports equipment to intimidate teenage boys

new headcanon that peter used to do this to derek all the time, and derek hated it. now it’s the only way he can think of to make a teenage boy mad…

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

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spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via hearts-muse)