how to punch life in the face

we shall see now won't we

skeletonhaver:

apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off

(Source: sexhaver, via i-remember-achmed)

prongsvssquid:

tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

(via misspiecrust)

issaclayhe:

I AM SO READY FOR FALL BECAUSE FLANNELS AND SPICED LATTES AND BONFIRES AND HOODIES AND THE LEAVES TURN BEAUTIFUL SHADES OF RED AND YELLOW AND ORANGE AND EVERYTHING IS PRETTY AND CHEERY I CANT WAIT

(Source: singlelaheys, via misspiecrust)

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:


"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

emilianadarling:

deanobanion:

"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

(x)

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

(via misspiecrust)